Seeing the situation the entire world is in right now, it’s easy to get caught up in all the negativity and let it get you down. While it is a bleak situation, once you’re staying home, there isn’t much more to do. So, to lighten the overall mood a little bit, we’ve scoured the internet to find some of the funniest things people have said about being in quarantine. If you want to have a good laugh, keep reading!
Despite the fact that panic-shopping is a major thing now, that doesn’t necessarily mean that all those groceries are actually going to last you. Especially if you’re a snacker. Aside from that, who’s to say that you can’t go back for seconds if you’re not sick?
My Time Has Come
Ah, gamers… Just one of the many groups of people who have wanted nothing more than to be forced to stay home for long periods of time. This truly is a time of glory for all of them. At least there are people who are happy about being home, right?
No More Than Five
This is a pickle, wouldn’t you say? But seriously, what will big families do in this case? We’re confused as to how this rule could work. Will families have to split up and keep a safe distance from each other? Will they have to rent an extra house? Who knows.
Let’s be honest, it really does feel this way now. No one can leave, the streets are empty, shops are closed… Whoever said an apocalypse was coming wasn’t completely wrong. It’s just a weird, quiet apocalypse, that’s all.
Now’s The Chance
Hey, who doesn’t love an opportunist? They’re ambitious and make the best of everything! However, in this case, it’s kind of funny seeing how the tables have turned. You won’t be able to pretend not to be home anymore – they know you are.
Once you begin working from home for the first time, things are very weird before they settle down. One thing that tends to be really weird are office meetings. Doing them over webcams can be tricky at times, what with the quality of the video not being great and all.
Out Of Snacks
We’ve been there… Like we’ve said, this is a very tough time for us snackers. No matter how much you buy, it will never be enough. You’ll always need more. It’s almost as if your food is somehow being stolen from your house, but it’s you who did the stealing.
Puns are the best, wouldn’t you say? They’re so simple and so, so funny. We can’t get enough of them. Lucky for Quentin Tarantino, his name just so happens to be extremely relevant right now and makes the perfect base for some hilarious jokes.
It’s so easy to fall into a misunderstanding nowadays. Especially since there is a beer company named after the disease that’s all over the place. Just be careful what you say and how you say it. Don’t be like these two.
What A Bargain
Who wouldn’t seize the opportunity to fly to another county for just a few dollars? But in all seriousness, try not to fly now – it’s not worth it. However, if you do somehow fly somewhere even with all the canceled flights, be prepared!
What Do I Do?
Look, it’s not easy trying to break a habit that’s so ingrained into us. For some odd reason, just about everyone has a habit of touching their faces. We just need to collectively remember not to do that before washing our hands! Easy, right?
Who’s Laughing Now?
Ah, the toilet paper shortage of 2020… That will be remembered for a while. While most people have gotten stuck without enough of it, there were those lucky few that have as much as they need, whether by chance or simply they predicted there would be a shortage.
Working From Home
As expected, not everyone can work from home. However, there are those few who can’t really work from home and yet they still do their best to do so. Whether it’s to please their boss or keep to their regular routine as much as possible, we respect them all the same.
Better Safe Than Sorry
Social! Distancing! Be careful! If you think it’s a joke, even the Olympics are listening to these crucial instructions. Learn from them and do the same. Keep a safe distance from everybody. Yes, everybody.
Who here remembers when Internet Explorer was the best browser we had? Good times… However, that is not the case anymore. With Google Chrome and other, better, browsers around, it seems like this one is long gone. Well, it turns out that they aren’t ready to give up just yet.
Even The Birds Know
If you aren’t familiar with Twitter, don’t sweat it. We found the best tweets to show you to spare you the effort of finding them yourself. All the rules put in place these days can be overwhelming, so this bird is here to help you remember what’s most important.
Alternate name? What do you think? We think it’s rather fitting, especially in the context of the famous song, “Everybody Was Kung Fu Fighting”. A little too fitting, if you ask us. Whatever you decide to call it, do it with pride.
How unlucky must they have been to have the name of their brand be the name of the next epidemic? Who would have even thought of that in the first place? Either way, it might be a good idea to rethink their branding, at least for now.
It has become so common to see people in the street wearing masks. Do they know it’s not actually helpful unless they’re sick? We don’t know, but what we do know is that no one wants to get sick now. It doesn’t matter what the other options are.
It’s Our Time To Shine
Introverts, rejoice! It’s our time to shine! That is, from home, of course. And to all the extroverts out there: we’re sorry that you have to go through this. But hey, make the most of it! Take lots of naps, catch up on your favorite TV shows, learn a new skill! It doesn’t have to be all bad.